ann coulter gives blondes a bad name

A bit of psychology before I go into my rant on Ann Coulter......

As a child I used to pray for blong hair and blue eyes. I begged my mother to take me to the hair salon to dye my hair and the optometrist to get blue contacts. Why? Because I thought that if i looked that way the teacher would pay more attention to me, take me more seriously, that i would be popular and get all the boys, but worst was that I thought it was the epitome of beautiful.

So, since then my issues with blondes was sewn. I guess regardless of whatever self-love I have for myself there is a residue of self-hate.

Which is why......Ann Coulter is probably the worst thing to happen to blondes since Jessica Simpson and why the mere sound of her voice makes my blood boil. She is a manipulative republican mannequin that couldn't produce a creative or independent thought even if they injected during her Botox treatment. In addition, it is so obvious that Coulter is a puppet for a media freak show. She loves to attack liberals for their allegedly self-righteous critics. Meanwhile here she is, PROJECTING. There's some psychology for ya! You Ann, are the self-righteous hypocrite. For a woman, who claims to be religious and well read and intelligent, but uses her physical attributes for the right book deal is a prostitute and a hypocrite. She is a tall, thin, attractive blonde chic who is "tough," "sassy," "sexy" and easy to sell. Which is why the mere thought of her name ignites a wave of childhood memories. It infuriates me that the only reason why she is even getting any play what-so-evah is because she is a a tall, thin, attractive blonde chic who is "tough," "sassy," "sexy" and easy to sell.

But this is what the Democratic party doesn't get. And this is why they all get to wear a big "L" on their foreheads for LOSER!!!

See, the Republicans get it! They get it!!! Another example of how WELL they get it....Gov. Arnold Schwarzaneggar. Or Gov. Ronald Reagan.

Do you get my drift?

Seems like the Republicans have a much savier way of using celebrity than the Democratic party does.

The Donkey needs to find himself a poster child. This is AMERICA! Sex sells. Enough of the liberal morality. It is tired, it is boring, and most of all it's not sexy.

Wake up! The Clinton Era is O-vah! The democratic party needs to bring " the sexy back" like Justin says and get with the program. The Left used to be the cool people in the room. Now we're the soggy loosers that listen to wah-wah-wah music.

Look at what Pamela Anderson has done for PETA!!!

Get it!

Below, is a list of possible celebs for politics
1-P Diddy.....the man is a marketing genius. he could sell you a rusty muffler, make you feel like the hottest dude on the block, and next week have everybody wearing it as a chain
2-Paris Hilton.....easy puppet and easy to control.
3-Brangelina.....they could do some stuff with that Oval office desk you know no one else has even thought of. And their marriage protest--refusing to marry until same-sex marriage is legalized--beats out Yoko and John's bed protests.

That's it. My creativity is waning. But I am open for some more celeb-politician suggestions.

In the end, I feel sorry for her. Well not that sorry, she's laughing all the way to the bank. But sorry in that she's a pawn fool. She has no credibility what so ever. If she's such an intelligent woman, why would she let her elephant family make her look like such an ass......?

And here I am with all my hot talk and being typically Donkey party---all that talk and not a SINGLE credible prescription for change. Who's the ass now?